in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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