I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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