from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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