Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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