the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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