Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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