Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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