I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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