Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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