I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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