Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
