One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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