So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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