love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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