Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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