Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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