i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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