How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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