I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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