Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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