i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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