Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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