I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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