Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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