that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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