he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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