everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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