What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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