So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
