HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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