will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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