WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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