Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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