school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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