No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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