In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Your cock deserves a montage
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
