it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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