nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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