My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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