So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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