The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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