You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today