Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.