So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college