My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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