Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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