i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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