Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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