We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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