last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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