i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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