I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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