honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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