I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
