I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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