can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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