yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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