How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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