is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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